БГУшная программа МВА покупает интерактивную доску за $10,000. А бумаги в туалете нет, да-да. Загадочна белорусская душа, ага.

Студенты все практически постарше меня, некоторые возраста моей мамы. Мне было сказано, что я бледненькая, молоденькая и даны советы по поводу того, "что пить чтобы больше не болеть".



Наконец-то пришли результаты экзамена. Если им верить, то я умница))). И теперь они ждут диссертацию....
перечитывать, когда решу бросать аспирантуру
It is my pleasure to inform you that the Doctoral Qualifying Exam Committee in Culture found your exam to be satisfactory and has granted you a Pass. Congratulations on completing this important step in your graduate career.

The committee was particularly impressed with your analytic insight and your ability to bring ideas together in exciting ways. We felt that you were highly successful in this regard throughout your exam. The exam demonstrated enormous potential on your part. We look forward to your future work in which you fully develop your analytic insights. We are excited about your dissertation work and believe you have the capacity to make a significant contribution to the field.

И про воспитание детей заодно уж:
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers. отсюда


И самое главное, нафиг головную боль. Нафиг. Не умеешь - не берись.

UPD: Ну или не нафиг. Н-да, больной, вы безнадеждны.